I was going for entertaining write-up here, pointing out this Star Magazine exclusive where Heather tells Denise...well, you can read the title. And you can read the Star Magazine exclusive, for all that matters. And if you want to see how dirty this affair's become, Star Magazine makes it easy.

For the rest of you (the ones following a slightly less-important scandal with graphic aids), here's an easy way to figure out what's really going on:

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....aaaand scene. Maybe a timeline would do?

1. Richards make some "shocking" allegations against Sheen
2. Denise Richards and Richie Sambora take that "love thy neighbor" a little far
3. Then there would be the Star Magazine exclusive

Okay, I'm not very good at timelines. But am good at posting links to Heather and Denise kissing? Yes. I'm a man, comfortable with my limitations.