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Kevin Federline Is The New Vanilla Ice

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Remember the 90's? Vanilla Ice hit the music scene hard with "Ice, Ice Baby," and self-made reputation as a gritty tough guy reputation. Of course that rep quickly crumbled like a house of cards when his prep-school past was detailed.

Fast forward to 2006 and now we have backup dancer turned professional free-loader Kevin "Cletus" Federline trying to sound "hard" in advance of his forthcoming record project. Here's what he says about is life in LA and Fresno:

"I moved back to Fresno and the gangster stuff started coming along. It was crazy for a while. Crazy like shooting at people, people getting robbed. A lot of my people got locked up; a lot of my people are dead. I'm not gonna sit here and get into details about what I did. I'm not gonna sit here and say that I'm this grimy, gutter, gangsta. But I have been on the hustle."

What a tool...

FEDERLINE NEARLY HAD GANGSTER LIFE - [Contact Music]

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Comments (3)

"What a tool."... (Below threshold)
Mike:


"What a tool."

And a totally pathetic whigger wannabe, to boot.

Blow a Goat K-Fed... (Below threshold)
stu:

Blow a Goat K-Fed

Sounds like K-Fed could use... (Below threshold)
Brendan:

Sounds like K-Fed could use a blumpkin!


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