Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, wants a new reality TV show (Wizbang Pop!)

Since it's been almost one whole post since we've had a large-breasted woman, thought I'd point out the latest wanna-be entrant into the reality TV wars: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

Cassandra Peterson, who created the character 25 years ago and has portrayed her in numerous shows and movies, and her manager, Eric Gardner of Panacea Entertainment, have teamed with reality TV producers Stuart Krasnow and FremantleMedia North America to pitch an unscripted project featuring contestants competing for a one-year contract to portray the character in various personal appearances. The contestants would be put through elimination challenges designed to parody some of the most popular reality shows but with a macabre twist, with Peterson (in character) serving as a sort of mentor -- or "tormentor," as she puts it -- and judges making the final determination on who gets eliminated.

Oh, for the love of taco sauce, would somebody without an ample chest make some darn entertainment news? Please?

TomKat? Britney? Paris? I can feel the litigation for my impeachment on ethics charges being typed up as we speak!

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