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The Other Side Of That Britney Spears Statue

I'm not gonna lie to you...it's disgusting. And sue The Superficial for ruining your dinner or sex-life or desire to ever have children.

It's a picture of the early stages of production of the statue, so it isn't really finished yet. But...it's still disgusting.

Not Safe For Work or Your Appetite pic below the fold

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Sorta like that scene in Aliens, huh? Don't blame me for being sick. I warned ya.

Previously:
Britney Spears Nude On A Bearskin Rug! - [Wizbang Pop!]

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Comments (44)

How can someone make this s... (Below threshold)
ashley:

How can someone make this statue and call it britney spears when clearly the baby is being born naturally where as spears baby was born through c section?

uh.. she had a c-section.. ... (Below threshold)
got_meow:

uh.. she had a c-section..
who cares about brittney anyways, the artist is just trying to make money off of the shock value

Britney got a c-section cau... (Below threshold)
Christina:

Britney got a c-section cause she still wanted to keep her twat toight like a toiger.
Too bad she messed everything up with Justin, they would have had HOT kids together...
Now she's stuck with Federjerk.

oh my god ! thats not britn... (Below threshold)
nat:

oh my god ! thats not britney spears, it looks nothing like her an 1st of all she never had sean naturally she had a c-section ! gimps !!

I think the statue would ha... (Below threshold)
Silver:

I think the statue would have been a beautiful example of giving birth, had it not been crafted to look like Britney Spears. The man responsible for the statue would not have made as much money from it had it been a any normal womans face. I very much doubt she will see it for herself but i would be surprised if she didnt take the man responsible to court for not allowing her face to be part of the art, im sure her money grabbing gold digger of a husband will.

Having had four kids natura... (Below threshold)
Rentlig Iret:

Having had four kids naturally, I just cannot imagine anyone actually giving birth in this position. Gravity, people, you want to work with it, not against it.

I just loved it! It's sensu... (Below threshold)
Bob:

I just loved it! It's sensual, beautiful, priceless. It's a wonderful piece of fine art, like Britney herself.

bob is a freak... (Below threshold)
reedcore:

bob is a freak

It's a women giving birth. ... (Below threshold)
Matt:

It's a women giving birth. It happens thousands of times a day, grow up!

It vaguely resembles Christ... (Below threshold)
bryanD:

It vaguely resembles Christina Aguillera's streamlined haunches. Brittney's a carpet cow. MOOOO!

There is something vaguely ... (Below threshold)
Pro-life:

There is something vaguely animalistic about the whole thing.

They should have added Kevi... (Below threshold)
dmanley:

They should have added Kevin Federline slapping her ass. Only then would it be truly priceless.

Also, can I get this on a T... (Below threshold)
dmanley:

Also, can I get this on a T-shirt?

Bob: That's sexy?! Are you ... (Below threshold)

Bob: That's sexy?! Are you kidding me? There is nothing sexy about a woman giving birth. There is nothing sexy about any woman giving birth, much less this trailer trash.

The fact that she had a C-section is really priceless. Well, that and the fact that giving birth like that has got to be one of the most painful ways to do it. And who decided that this was a pro-life icon? Wow... Just wow.

OH BABY SHE'S POPPIN' OUT A... (Below threshold)
A Fat Black Woman:

OH BABY SHE'S POPPIN' OUT A BABY. POP, POP, POP, POP. Pop that baby, baby. "Pop, hello I'm a new baby." DOGGIE STYLE ME BABY.

I WANT A CHEESEBURGER.

I'M A CHUBBYCHASER.

I WANT FAT SEX

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A BABY POOPED OUT ONTO MY... (Below threshold)
POOPHEAD:

A BABY POOPED OUT ONTO MY HEAD AND I GOT A EYE MADE OF LED.

SHES DOING THE DOGGY LIKE A BIG CHUNK OF BRONW LOGGY.

SHES ON ALL FOURS I LIKE TO EAT WOODEN DOORS.

SHES MADE OF STONE, JUST LIKE ME BONE

The only explanation I can ... (Below threshold)

The only explanation I can come up with that even begins to make sense of this, is that the sculptor was having fun making some play-doh porn when his wife walked in, and "Monument to Life" was the best he could come up with on the spot.

Like the guy who had to take his wife on a French holiday when she caught him searching for "Paris Hilton" on the internet.

The only explanation I can ... (Below threshold)

The only explanation I can come up with that even begins to make sense of this, is that the sculptor was having fun making some play-doh porn when his wife walked in, and "Monument to Life" was the best he could come up with on the spot.

Like the guy who had to take his wife on a French holiday when she caught him searching for "Paris Hilton" on the internet.

Hey, who wants to push him ... (Below threshold)
Jimmy:

Hey, who wants to push him back in?

Ashely: He never s... (Below threshold)
sleepygamer:

Ashely:

He never said sexy, he said sensual. Confusing I admit, and very sick, but not sexy... fine line.

Look it up.

Who would give birth in tha... (Below threshold)
Jenn:

Who would give birth in that position? No one. It looks more like she's about to take it up the ass instead of actually pushing an infant out of her vagina.

Secondly, as has been pointed out, the statue is completely false. Britney had a cesarean.

I'm quite aware of what "se... (Below threshold)

I'm quite aware of what "sexy" and "sensual" mean. However, the difference is slight and they can often be interchangeable.

Thanks for the picture! Bee... (Below threshold)
chrisahn:

Thanks for the picture! Been waiting for it. Everywhere else, you only find views from the front or the side, which is silly since this view is what makes the whole thing 'controversial'.

I don't find it disgusting at all. I expected it to be worse in some way. But, well, I'm from Europe, and as everyone knows we're totally easy with these things...

Anyway, I'm convinced the statue is one huge publicity stunt - it tries to be 'provocative' on many different levels: Britney Spears, nudity, birth, mixed with soft porn, and most of all the claim that this is about abortion... silly. But it works. Kudos to the 'artist'.

i hope i am not the only on... (Below threshold)
carvemyeyesout:

i hope i am not the only one that realises spears has to be one of the dumbest stuck up bitches of all time with delusions of mickey mouse. the first time i even got wind of this statue i wanted to shoot myself directly in the face with a magnum. society seriously declines further downhill every day.

this statue makes me think ... (Below threshold)
anna:

this statue makes me think of like someone taking a shit taking a shit...!

This is disgusting. As if B... (Below threshold)

This is disgusting. As if Britney Spears doesnt have enough publicity, her kid has to grow up to know this is around.

I don't see why people woul... (Below threshold)

I don't see why people would be grossed out or offended by this. The sculpture is that of pure beauty and life, and should be respected.

stfu ppl who think this is ... (Below threshold)
MANGINA:

stfu ppl who think this is art. this is just an obsession over some celeb that the "artisit" has idolized.

MANGINA HAS SPOKEN AND ALL BOW DOWN TO MANGINA. WHAT MANGINA SATES TO BE TRUTH REMAINS SO. EVERYONE LOVES MANGINA.

peace out homies

It's amazing how many very ... (Below threshold)
Silver:

It's amazing how many very immature comments have been left on this site , there's a place for that it's called ...... teen chat rooms. Honestly some of these comments are really silly!

I see she's riding that ... (Below threshold)
MzPeachez831:

I see she's riding that vibrating bowling pin again *lol*

Well it is probably the sam... (Below threshold)
junebug:

Well it is probably the same position it was concieved.
Get over it people you can see crap this bad on prime time tv.

The statue is beautiful? It... (Below threshold)
Jason:

The statue is beautiful? It's JUST a statue of someone giving birth? Anyone with opinions like these is obviously a liberal who can't think for himself. First point - Yes, millions of babies are born every day. Yes child birth is beautiful (if not aesthetically so). But people defecate every day too. That doesn't mean that statues of it are appropriate (and NO, I'm not comparing giving birth with going poo, I'm using an example to illustrate a point). Second point - She isn't in a "giving birth" position. She is in a doggy style position. In case you are a bit slow on the uptake, that's a SEXUAL position. Personally, I think anyone who gets off watching babies being born should be locked up, or at least put on house arrest. Grow up people. Just because something is contraversial doesn't mean you have to jump on the Push-the-Envelop bandwagon and treat normal, mentally healthy people (who see this sick garbage for what it is) like they are somehow ignorant just because they aren't pigs. Oh and yes, Bob is sick.

Jason, calm down. I think t... (Below threshold)
Riko:

Jason, calm down. I think that we are all sincerely hoping that Bob is joking. You don't need to get so worked up (sounding, anyways, it's a little hard to tell emotions from print media). I'm a liberal (who is perfectly capable of thinking for herself) and even though childbirth is a miracle, children should be cherished, etc. and so on, this statue is definitely an affront to good taste, at the very least. Britney Spears is not the woman that pro-lifers should use as a mascot, nor should such exploitive statues be made in the first place. However, there is the option to just ignore it.

Also, women do give birth on all fours. The variation of the position as depicted in the statue is pretty impossible because of the lack of stability inherent in it, as well as the angle of her... ahem, birth canal. Nine-months-pregnant women cannot bend that way, and it would just make it friggin' hard to push the baby out whilst working against gravity.

no afense.....but Britney i... (Below threshold)
poop2dafart:

no afense.....but Britney is already kind of a slut so I was kina expecting something like this! HEY...this statue is fugly just like britney. if KFed was a part of the statue trying to rap, then it would really be funny. now that would be art. agree with dmanely, I want this in a T-shirt too!
although it looks more like she is takin' a poop! haha!!!
bbh 4 president yo! peace out!!

btw.... I also agree with r... (Below threshold)
poop2dafart:

btw.... I also agree with reedcore, that bob is a total freak!!!!!!

What is every ones fasinati... (Below threshold)
Dan:

What is every ones fasination with Brittney??? I personally can not stand her. As for this statue I do beleive it to be art, it's not my type of art but art none the less. But It does look like someone giving birth. It looks like a woman with an enormous clit.

I meant that It "Doesn't" l... (Below threshold)
Dan:

I meant that It "Doesn't" look like birth.

thats hott, i'd eat it... (Below threshold)
exquisite:

thats hott, i'd eat it

holy fuck, wow. Im speachle... (Below threshold)
s:

holy fuck, wow. Im speachless

sd tell me what the hell is... (Below threshold)
ben:

sd tell me what the hell is this statue about!!!

ooooooo...pssssssss!!!
I fucked it up
From an ill mind eskomoo in his igloo
lonely
I LOVE U BRITNEY BABE@@@@

Seriously, this is bullshit... (Below threshold)
Joe:

Seriously, this is bullshit. Whoever said this was a publicity stunt is 100% on the money. "Society seriously declines further and further downhill every day."

First off, if you wanted to give birth naturally...you don't do it in a doggy style position...you lay down...

Second, naked Britney in a sexual position=money. Thats all. This is not art, this is not "sensual" this is not "beautiful"...its a way to make money and stir shit up. That's all it is. Anyone who thinks otherwise...move to Canada.