I'm not gonna lie to you...it's disgusting. And sue The Superficial for ruining your dinner or sex-life or desire to ever have children.
It's a picture of the early stages of production of the statue, so it isn't really finished yet. But...it's still disgusting.
Not Safe For Work or Your Appetite pic below the fold

Sorta like that scene in Aliens, huh? Don't blame me for being sick. I warned ya.
Previously:
Britney Spears Nude On A Bearskin Rug! - [Wizbang Pop!]
Comments (44)
How can someone make this s... (Below threshold)1. Posted by ashley | April 7, 2006 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How can someone make this statue and call it britney spears when clearly the baby is being born naturally where as spears baby was born through c section?
1. Posted by ashley | April 7, 2006 7:40 PM |
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Posted on April 7, 2006 19:40
2. Posted by got_meow | April 7, 2006 10:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
uh.. she had a c-section..
who cares about brittney anyways, the artist is just trying to make money off of the shock value
2. Posted by got_meow | April 7, 2006 10:04 PM |
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Posted on April 7, 2006 22:04
3. Posted by Christina | April 8, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Britney got a c-section cause she still wanted to keep her twat toight like a toiger.
Too bad she messed everything up with Justin, they would have had HOT kids together...
Now she's stuck with Federjerk.
3. Posted by Christina | April 8, 2006 10:39 AM |
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Posted on April 8, 2006 10:39
4. Posted by nat | April 8, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oh my god ! thats not britney spears, it looks nothing like her an 1st of all she never had sean naturally she had a c-section ! gimps !!
4. Posted by nat | April 8, 2006 12:26 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2006 12:26
5. Posted by Silver | April 8, 2006 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think the statue would have been a beautiful example of giving birth, had it not been crafted to look like Britney Spears. The man responsible for the statue would not have made as much money from it had it been a any normal womans face. I very much doubt she will see it for herself but i would be surprised if she didnt take the man responsible to court for not allowing her face to be part of the art, im sure her money grabbing gold digger of a husband will.
5. Posted by Silver | April 8, 2006 4:05 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2006 16:05
6. Posted by Rentlig Iret | April 8, 2006 4:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Having had four kids naturally, I just cannot imagine anyone actually giving birth in this position. Gravity, people, you want to work with it, not against it.
6. Posted by Rentlig Iret | April 8, 2006 4:58 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2006 16:58
7. Posted by Bob | April 8, 2006 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just loved it! It's sensual, beautiful, priceless. It's a wonderful piece of fine art, like Britney herself.
7. Posted by Bob | April 8, 2006 7:11 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2006 19:11
8. Posted by reedcore | April 8, 2006 7:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bob is a freak
8. Posted by reedcore | April 8, 2006 7:38 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2006 19:38
9. Posted by Matt | April 8, 2006 9:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a women giving birth. It happens thousands of times a day, grow up!
9. Posted by Matt | April 8, 2006 9:37 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2006 21:37
10. Posted by bryanD | April 9, 2006 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It vaguely resembles Christina Aguillera's streamlined haunches. Brittney's a carpet cow. MOOOO!
10. Posted by bryanD | April 9, 2006 12:03 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2006 00:03
11. Posted by Pro-life | April 9, 2006 11:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There is something vaguely animalistic about the whole thing.
11. Posted by Pro-life | April 9, 2006 11:18 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2006 23:18
12. Posted by dmanley | April 10, 2006 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They should have added Kevin Federline slapping her ass. Only then would it be truly priceless.
12. Posted by dmanley | April 10, 2006 2:10 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2006 14:10
13. Posted by dmanley | April 10, 2006 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Also, can I get this on a T-shirt?
13. Posted by dmanley | April 10, 2006 2:11 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2006 14:11
14. Posted by Ashley | April 10, 2006 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob: That's sexy?! Are you kidding me? There is nothing sexy about a woman giving birth. There is nothing sexy about any woman giving birth, much less this trailer trash.
The fact that she had a C-section is really priceless. Well, that and the fact that giving birth like that has got to be one of the most painful ways to do it. And who decided that this was a pro-life icon? Wow... Just wow.
14. Posted by Ashley | April 10, 2006 10:48 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2006 22:48
15. Posted by A Fat Black Woman | April 12, 2006 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OH BABY SHE'S POPPIN' OUT A BABY. POP, POP, POP, POP. Pop that baby, baby. "Pop, hello I'm a new baby." DOGGIE STYLE ME BABY.
I WANT A CHEESEBURGER.
I'M A CHUBBYCHASER.
I WANT FAT SEX
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
15. Posted by A Fat Black Woman | April 12, 2006 1:27 PM |
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Posted on April 12, 2006 13:27
16. Posted by POOPHEAD | April 12, 2006 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A BABY POOPED OUT ONTO MY HEAD AND I GOT A EYE MADE OF LED.
SHES DOING THE DOGGY LIKE A BIG CHUNK OF BRONW LOGGY.
SHES ON ALL FOURS I LIKE TO EAT WOODEN DOORS.
SHES MADE OF STONE, JUST LIKE ME BONE
16. Posted by POOPHEAD | April 12, 2006 5:59 PM |
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Posted on April 12, 2006 17:59
17. Posted by dorsey | April 12, 2006 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The only explanation I can come up with that even begins to make sense of this, is that the sculptor was having fun making some play-doh porn when his wife walked in, and "Monument to Life" was the best he could come up with on the spot.
Like the guy who had to take his wife on a French holiday when she caught him searching for "Paris Hilton" on the internet.
17. Posted by dorsey | April 12, 2006 6:45 PM |
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Posted on April 12, 2006 18:45
18. Posted by dorsey | April 12, 2006 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The only explanation I can come up with that even begins to make sense of this, is that the sculptor was having fun making some play-doh porn when his wife walked in, and "Monument to Life" was the best he could come up with on the spot.
Like the guy who had to take his wife on a French holiday when she caught him searching for "Paris Hilton" on the internet.
18. Posted by dorsey | April 12, 2006 6:45 PM |
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Posted on April 12, 2006 18:45
19. Posted by Jimmy | April 14, 2006 2:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, who wants to push him back in?
19. Posted by Jimmy | April 14, 2006 2:49 AM |
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Posted on April 14, 2006 02:49
20. Posted by sleepygamer | April 14, 2006 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ashely:
He never said sexy, he said sensual. Confusing I admit, and very sick, but not sexy... fine line.
Look it up.
20. Posted by sleepygamer | April 14, 2006 3:23 PM |
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Posted on April 14, 2006 15:23
21. Posted by Jenn | April 15, 2006 9:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who would give birth in that position? No one. It looks more like she's about to take it up the ass instead of actually pushing an infant out of her vagina.
Secondly, as has been pointed out, the statue is completely false. Britney had a cesarean.
21. Posted by Jenn | April 15, 2006 9:46 PM |
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Posted on April 15, 2006 21:46
22. Posted by Ashley | April 16, 2006 5:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm quite aware of what "sexy" and "sensual" mean. However, the difference is slight and they can often be interchangeable.
22. Posted by Ashley | April 16, 2006 5:07 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2006 05:07
23. Posted by chrisahn | April 16, 2006 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks for the picture! Been waiting for it. Everywhere else, you only find views from the front or the side, which is silly since this view is what makes the whole thing 'controversial'.
I don't find it disgusting at all. I expected it to be worse in some way. But, well, I'm from Europe, and as everyone knows we're totally easy with these things...
Anyway, I'm convinced the statue is one huge publicity stunt - it tries to be 'provocative' on many different levels: Britney Spears, nudity, birth, mixed with soft porn, and most of all the claim that this is about abortion... silly. But it works. Kudos to the 'artist'.
23. Posted by chrisahn | April 16, 2006 9:23 AM |
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Posted on April 16, 2006 09:23
24. Posted by carvemyeyesout | April 17, 2006 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
i hope i am not the only one that realises spears has to be one of the dumbest stuck up bitches of all time with delusions of mickey mouse. the first time i even got wind of this statue i wanted to shoot myself directly in the face with a magnum. society seriously declines further downhill every day.
24. Posted by carvemyeyesout | April 17, 2006 1:59 PM |
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Posted on April 17, 2006 13:59
25. Posted by anna | April 19, 2006 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
this statue makes me think of like someone taking a shit taking a shit...!
25. Posted by anna | April 19, 2006 8:03 PM |
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Posted on April 19, 2006 20:03
26. Posted by kristifag | April 20, 2006 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is disgusting. As if Britney Spears doesnt have enough publicity, her kid has to grow up to know this is around.
26. Posted by kristifag | April 20, 2006 5:45 PM |
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Posted on April 20, 2006 17:45
27. Posted by doktorZee | April 22, 2006 3:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I don't see why people would be grossed out or offended by this. The sculpture is that of pure beauty and life, and should be respected.
27. Posted by doktorZee | April 22, 2006 3:43 PM |
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Posted on April 22, 2006 15:43
28. Posted by MANGINA | April 24, 2006 3:13 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
stfu ppl who think this is art. this is just an obsession over some celeb that the "artisit" has idolized.
MANGINA HAS SPOKEN AND ALL BOW DOWN TO MANGINA. WHAT MANGINA SATES TO BE TRUTH REMAINS SO. EVERYONE LOVES MANGINA.
peace out homies
28. Posted by MANGINA | April 24, 2006 3:13 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2006 03:13
29. Posted by Silver | April 24, 2006 10:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's amazing how many very immature comments have been left on this site , there's a place for that it's called ...... teen chat rooms. Honestly some of these comments are really silly!
29. Posted by Silver | April 24, 2006 10:42 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2006 10:42
30. Posted by MzPeachez831 | April 27, 2006 5:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I see she's riding that vibrating bowling pin again *lol*
30. Posted by MzPeachez831 | April 27, 2006 5:24 PM |
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Posted on April 27, 2006 17:24
31. Posted by junebug | April 29, 2006 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well it is probably the same position it was concieved.
Get over it people you can see crap this bad on prime time tv.
31. Posted by junebug | April 29, 2006 10:12 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2006 22:12
32. Posted by Jason | May 8, 2006 10:26 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The statue is beautiful? It's JUST a statue of someone giving birth? Anyone with opinions like these is obviously a liberal who can't think for himself. First point - Yes, millions of babies are born every day. Yes child birth is beautiful (if not aesthetically so). But people defecate every day too. That doesn't mean that statues of it are appropriate (and NO, I'm not comparing giving birth with going poo, I'm using an example to illustrate a point). Second point - She isn't in a "giving birth" position. She is in a doggy style position. In case you are a bit slow on the uptake, that's a SEXUAL position. Personally, I think anyone who gets off watching babies being born should be locked up, or at least put on house arrest. Grow up people. Just because something is contraversial doesn't mean you have to jump on the Push-the-Envelop bandwagon and treat normal, mentally healthy people (who see this sick garbage for what it is) like they are somehow ignorant just because they aren't pigs. Oh and yes, Bob is sick.
32. Posted by Jason | May 8, 2006 10:26 PM |
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Posted on May 8, 2006 22:26
33. Posted by Riko | May 15, 2006 7:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason, calm down. I think that we are all sincerely hoping that Bob is joking. You don't need to get so worked up (sounding, anyways, it's a little hard to tell emotions from print media). I'm a liberal (who is perfectly capable of thinking for herself) and even though childbirth is a miracle, children should be cherished, etc. and so on, this statue is definitely an affront to good taste, at the very least. Britney Spears is not the woman that pro-lifers should use as a mascot, nor should such exploitive statues be made in the first place. However, there is the option to just ignore it.
Also, women do give birth on all fours. The variation of the position as depicted in the statue is pretty impossible because of the lack of stability inherent in it, as well as the angle of her... ahem, birth canal. Nine-months-pregnant women cannot bend that way, and it would just make it friggin' hard to push the baby out whilst working against gravity.
33. Posted by Riko | May 15, 2006 7:06 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2006 07:06
34. Posted by poop2dafart | May 16, 2006 3:30 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
no afense.....but Britney is already kind of a slut so I was kina expecting something like this! HEY...this statue is fugly just like britney. if KFed was a part of the statue trying to rap, then it would really be funny. now that would be art. agree with dmanely, I want this in a T-shirt too!
although it looks more like she is takin' a poop! haha!!!
bbh 4 president yo! peace out!!
34. Posted by poop2dafart | May 16, 2006 3:30 PM |
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Posted on May 16, 2006 15:30
35. Posted by poop2dafart | May 16, 2006 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
btw.... I also agree with reedcore, that bob is a total freak!!!!!!
35. Posted by poop2dafart | May 16, 2006 3:33 PM |
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Posted on May 16, 2006 15:33
36. Posted by Dan | May 17, 2006 6:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is every ones fasination with Brittney??? I personally can not stand her. As for this statue I do beleive it to be art, it's not my type of art but art none the less. But It does look like someone giving birth. It looks like a woman with an enormous clit.
36. Posted by Dan | May 17, 2006 6:42 AM |
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Posted on May 17, 2006 06:42
37. Posted by Dan | May 17, 2006 6:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I meant that It "Doesn't" look like birth.
37. Posted by Dan | May 17, 2006 6:43 AM |
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Posted on May 17, 2006 06:43
38. Posted by exquisite | May 18, 2006 5:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
thats hott, i'd eat it
38. Posted by exquisite | May 18, 2006 5:26 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2006 05:26
39. Posted by s | May 21, 2006 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
holy fuck, wow. Im speachless
39. Posted by s | May 21, 2006 2:10 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2006 14:10
40. Posted by ben | June 2, 2006 3:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sd tell me what the hell is this statue about!!!
ooooooo...pssssssss!!!
I fucked it up
From an ill mind eskomoo in his igloo
lonely
I LOVE U BRITNEY BABE@@@@
40. Posted by ben | June 2, 2006 3:18 AM |
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Posted on June 2, 2006 03:18
41. Posted by Joe | June 12, 2006 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seriously, this is bullshit. Whoever said this was a publicity stunt is 100% on the money. "Society seriously declines further and further downhill every day."
First off, if you wanted to give birth naturally...you don't do it in a doggy style position...you lay down...
Second, naked Britney in a sexual position=money. Thats all. This is not art, this is not "sensual" this is not "beautiful"...its a way to make money and stir shit up. That's all it is. Anyone who thinks otherwise...move to Canada.
41. Posted by Joe | June 12, 2006 2:56 PM |