
Since I didn't feel like creating a category named "Junk I Was Expecting," we get mailing-it-in treatment for the news that "[t]he much anticipated wedding of Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow is officially off."
"After much thought and consideration we have made a very tough decision to split up. We both have a deep love and respect for each other and we ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very difficult time," the statement said.
Rumors of trouble began surfacing around Christmas, but the couple insisted there was no truth to them and that they were moving forward with wedding plans for this spring.
People.com has the story. And, as the old axiom goes, "bad things come in threes." Okay, maybe that's not an axiom, but I have a fever, and you're not here to learn rocket surgery. I mean, get ready for some more break-ups...
I'm just sayin'...

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Goes to show even a mentall... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Eddie Pepple | February 5, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Goes to show even a mentally ill singer can uncover the truth about an athlete doper such as Lance Armstrong - the biggest fraud of all time.
1. Posted by Eddie Pepple | February 5, 2006 9:48 AM |
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2. Posted by Edwina | February 5, 2006 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow! You're really bitter about these celebrities, aren't you? How do you REALLY know that Lance Armstrong is a fraud? And, by the by, Sheryl has suffered from depression (as have I and countless others)which makes her mentally ill, but from you, it's a vicious insult. Let's all make a note to be a little less judgmental.
2. Posted by Edwina | February 5, 2006 11:08 PM |
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3. Posted by Lisa | February 6, 2006 2:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's hard to get too worked up about this because frankly, Lance can do better. (And if you think Lance doped, then it truly shows you know nothing about cycling... or maybe you're just bitter because you've never accomplished anything yourself.)
3. Posted by Lisa | February 6, 2006 2:15 AM |
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4. Posted by john Dolchanczyk | February 6, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Its well known that lance was using enhancements that were right on the fringe of illegal. Furthermore he left his 1st wife who stuck by him thru his sickness. He is a pompous fraud. It just took a while for Sheryl to figure it out. Good for her. She seems like a very sweet girl.
4. Posted by john Dolchanczyk | February 6, 2006 8:30 AM |
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5. Posted by Shelly | February 6, 2006 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lance may have left his first wife however, they did not meet until AFTER his battle with cancer.
5. Posted by Shelly | February 6, 2006 12:21 PM |
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6. Posted by Daphne | February 6, 2006 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lance didn't meet his first wife until AFTER he had battled cancer. Only the two of them know for sure, but I think she left him because she wanted her children's dad to actually be around the children. They tried multiple times and ways to keep things together.
I seriously doubt Lance was doping. I live in Austin and have close friends in cycling. Lance was tested more often than most people eat.
I have no idea what happened with Lance and Sheryl and don't really care. I wish them both the best.
6. Posted by Daphne | February 6, 2006 2:24 PM |
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7. Posted by Kathy | February 6, 2006 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Could it be that it was just because he was on his way down and she was on her way up? As for the doping charges - the only dope he ever did was Sheryl.
7. Posted by Kathy | February 6, 2006 3:22 PM |
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8. Posted by OregonMuse | February 6, 2006 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As for the doping charges - the only dope he ever did was Sheryl.
lol. I was disgusted when Lance dumped his wife for a pop star when he hit the big time. Now he is of no interest.
8. Posted by OregonMuse | February 6, 2006 5:38 PM |
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9. Posted by Crossky | February 9, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I heard from a co-worker who lives in Austin that the word around town was his wife cheated on him first, then he followed. In any case, how many celebs aren't A-Holes? He's out in public a lot, was an awesome competitor, has inspired many, and has done many good things for the victims of cancer.
I'd like to know the truth in regard to the blood doping accusations, but I'l believe he's innocent until he admits it, that's only fair.
9. Posted by Crossky | February 9, 2006 9:32 AM |
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Posted on February 9, 2006 09:32