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Britney Spears Pregnant Again?

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Please tell me this isn't real. This can not be happening!

According to The Bosh (who I trust implicitly since first finding the site about 30 minutes ago) quotes America's In Touch magazine which claims Britney's going for KSpawn #2. They quote some unnamed friend who says, "Britney is definitely pregnant again," and "She is acting the same way she did when she was expecting her first child." That's not proof, though. I need hard evidence!

America's In Touch claims that Britney taps her stomach and says, "That's right. Baby number two." Er...dang.

OK, fine, The Universe, keep mocking me. This chump reproduces again, with a willing female no less, and I can't even get a date for the Senior Prom. Okay, the Senior Prom for me was in 1989, but I'm still a little bitter about that.

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Comments (22)

Dear God! Someone PLEASE st... (Below threshold)
Kristi:

Dear God! Someone PLEASE start a 'Neuter Kevin' campaign. Ugh.

CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!! I a... (Below threshold)
Trisha:

CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!! I am happy for them if its true. They are a cute couple

OH MY.. TO THE PERSON WHO S... (Below threshold)
Lou:

OH MY.. TO THE PERSON WHO SAID NEUTER KEVIN, I AGREE... SIGN ME UP... LETS CHOP HIS DIK OFF AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE GOOD LOOKING. WE NEED MORE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE IN THE USA NOT WHITE TRASH

Well, I keep waiting for he... (Below threshold)
chad:

Well, I keep waiting for her to dump Federline and support me in the style to which I could easily become accustomed. However it appears ole Kevin has supersperm that will keep her forever knocked up and under his evil spell. Where the hell are all the estroginizing chemicals that are supposedly found in plastics and marijuana, they sure aren't affecting him.

Britney,I am so happ... (Below threshold)
June:

Britney,
I am so happy, but a little worried at the same time!Because I love your personality and your music.I don't want you to leave.Why I am happy for you is because you have the most hottest husband in the whole WORLD!!!!!!!!!
From your Dearest Fan
June!

Britney I am so happy and s... (Below threshold)
Holly:

Britney I am so happy and so so so so mad at you. That is because you stole the hottest guy around and had sex with him when I really really really wanted to.
See you, you stupid guy stealer!!
Hotty Girl

P.S I hope you die at birth so I can have your husband!! LatER

OMG how does she do it birt... (Below threshold)
Heather:

OMG how does she do it birth has got to hurt. But good luck to you Britney i am one of your hugest fans and hope all goes well with your son Sean and your next baby.

CONGRADULATIONS BRITNEY & KEVIN
From Heather age 16

Dear God! They have got to ... (Below threshold)
Brandi:

Dear God! They have got to be the dumbest people on earth. Like they need a second baby? They have a crappy relationship yet they thing that bringing another child into this world is a good thing?

I hope the rumors are FALSE!

Must be nice.... after suf... (Below threshold)
Jennifer:

Must be nice.... after suffering from infertility for nearly 3 years, I wish I could have ONE baby, let alone two. Good for them. Crummy for me. :-(

If Britney is pregnant agai... (Below threshold)
Cortney:

If Britney is pregnant again I would be so happy for her. And this would only have been the second baby, it doesn't mean that she is going to get pregnant everytime she has sex. So whatever if she ends up have four kids before she's even 26 I would understand.. Remember it only takes one time. My mom even got pregnant with her second kid whenever my brother was 2 monthes, so what ever..

Neutering...humm sounds lik... (Below threshold)
Laine:

Neutering...humm sounds like a good start. Then can we find a way to end her so called singing career? From the pictures of her I would say that a cat is a better mother than her. I believe that Kevin is about as much hands on with that rugrat as I am with it (meaning none at all). Maybe she needs to call Jenny Craig seems to be working for others.

use are all a bunch of wank... (Below threshold)
dee:

use are all a bunch of wankrs, if you think kevin fed is one bit good lookin id hate to see what you call ugly, he looks like a fcking skinny rat with no muscle or tone plsssss yuk he makes me sick and good luck to britney she deserves it and i think shes a great mum whose so proud to show of her ;little baby, o and if she is pregant again then maybe we will have our babies the sam time again. northern ireland babe of all babes.

Why do u people even care? ... (Below threshold)
kdizzle:

Why do u people even care? Why does any1 care? We talk about these people like we know them personally or see them everyday. Get a life. Stop lingering on hers unless u plan on buying sum diapers and milk.

omg britney should divorce ... (Below threshold)

omg britney should divorce kevin now!!!!!!!!1

I think she has going craz... (Below threshold)
Ileana:

I think she has going crazy Brit get your life together you have a famous life and carrer don't and a beautiful baby don't waste all that for somebody that the only think he really love is himself you are beautiful try to remember that everyday and put a little effort to don't be ending like a star that crash at the end of the sky......

If she is preagant again th... (Below threshold)
samantha:

If she is preagant again then damn she just had one her Kevin just can't stop getting busy with each other or wear a rubber.LOL I love ur music britney but ur about like my sister if u are preagant.

omg brittany's preagant she... (Below threshold)
boo:

omg brittany's preagant she don't even deserve kidds shes an unfit mother. considering a baby is soppose to ride in a car seat thats what there made for and yet she just lets the baby ride on her lap how retarted is that. i mean what if she had an accedant she could of killed her and the baby and it would be all her fault for the death of the baby. she needs to get her child taken away same with her new one too that is after its born.

Sounds like Britney wants t... (Below threshold)
GotMilk?:

Sounds like Britney wants to make sure her career is really over. Her bubble gum pop just won't fly as a mother of two. Then what else is she gonna do to entertain America? Seriously what is her rush to prove her womanhood? enjoy the process of growing up. It's sad to see even a former star knows what's it like to be lonely and have to settle for B-list company.

This post is for Holly that... (Below threshold)
mimi:

This post is for Holly that posted on February 3, 2006 at 9:09 p.m.

How dare you tell her to die at birth! That shallow comment of yours will come back to haunt you tenfold. How would you like to be delivering your child and poof you die!!!!! You really need to do some heavy duty introspection you little maggot chow.

Hey Hotty Girl, 'NOT" ... (Below threshold)
mimi:

Hey Hotty Girl, 'NOT"

You are a miserable pos!!! Shallow beotch! You will never get laid. God don't like ugly and you are so so ugly. Britney is laughing at your sorry arse! lol What goes around comes around. Wait until you are on the table delivering your child. poof gone!

I am not and was never real... (Below threshold)
Valerie:

I am not and was never really a Britney fan, I liked some of her music always thought she had a beautiful body too. Anyway I can't believe she isprego again myself BUT it's her choice! Why does that make her trailer trash? SO whatif she wears cut offs whensheis pregnant, so what if her feet are dirty when she is walking ppol side with her son, wouldn't your be dirty if you wre outside BAREFEET? Yes Kevin may notbe the brightest crayon in the box and sure she could do better but no one can control who they love itjust happens and it is hard toleave someone you love. Also so easy to give the best advice when it doesn't apply to yourself! Yes maybe she thought having another baby would save themarriage or whatever. No I don't think it will if it is gonna fail it is going to regardless if their is children or not! I jsut hink that public is being way to harsh about her life. I mean people in america drive everyday with their children in the car without a car seat, babies fall and have accidents everyday! I don't see an otrage from the public when stuff like that happens. The only reason everyone is hating Britney is becasue she is famous and she has money and yes even people wiht this title of FAME make mistakes just like eveyone of you that are bashing her!

That is bull you had sex wi... (Below threshold)
Noah:

That is bull you had sex with a guy


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