Wizbang Pop!: February 2006 Archives

And Lo, The Seventh Seal Opens...

Posted by E.M. · Published: February 28, 2006 · Comments (2)

Just because she happens to have a number one single, a triple platinum album and one of the best shoe collections this side of Imelda Marcos' Swiss safe deposit box does NOT mean that she should automatically be allowed to make another movie. For those of us fortunate enough to... [Full Story]

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Ms. Smith Goes To Washington

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 28, 2006 · Comments (3)

Busty, boozy, bimbo Anna Nicole Smith takes her turn on the nations premier legal stage today when the probate case of her late husband's estate winds up in the laps of the Supreme Court. Considering that Smith was a lap dancer at the time she married her geezerly sugar... [Full Story]

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Clay Aikens Week Is Worse Than Yours

Posted by E.M. · Published: February 27, 2006 · Comments (55)

Clay Aiken is not having the time of his life, despite the fact that an upward surge in Barry Manilows career could have the kind of positive effects getting caught with a noseful of cocaine never could: when American wants an ambiguously homosexual lounge singer with bad hair, they can... [Full Story]

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Pitt, Jolie Fight, But Jen's the Jerk?

Posted by E.M. · Published: February 27, 2006 · Comments (3)

I'm sorry, but Angelina Jolie scares the crap out of me. Maybe its the lips that look like they've been stuck to a superpowered pool drain, or the fact that she looks as though she'd suck you dry of blood if you ever fell asleep within a mile of her,... [Full Story]

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Star Jones Book Signing Report

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 27, 2006 · Comments (4)

Form The Minneapolis Star Tribune (registration required)...A very reliable author and lawyer with "The View" reports that Al Reynolds has "the legs of a stallion." Whoa, Nelly! It's not that one doubts the now-famous description of Star Jones Reynolds, but I was hoping to get a gander at her... [Full Story]

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Tyra Banks, Up Close And Scary

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 27, 2006 · Comments (4)

See full image Given the rapidly increasing size of all things Tyra, you'd figure that concentrating on the face of the supermodel would still be a safe bet. Unfortunately, as the photo from the 2006 NAACP Image Award ceremony indicates, you'd be wrong... The eyebrows look like some sort of... [Full Story]

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Mandy Moore and Zach Braff to not-wedding registry

Posted by John Stansbury · Published: February 26, 2006 · Comments (2)

For their not-wedding, they sure do seem to have a lot of stuff on their Tiffany's Wedding & Gift Registry. I'm just sayin'. As the either wedding or not-wedding gets closer (the page says it'll happen August 23, 2006), we'll have many more chances for me to use the... [Full Story]

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MC Hammer Has A Blog

Posted by John Stansbury · Published: February 26, 2006 · Comments (1)

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it, but as I was going into my Blogger account, I saw "MC Hammer" in the BLOGS OF NOTE. So, thinking it was another parody blog, I clicked it (make sure you turn the sound down first). To make matters... [Full Story]

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Darren McGavin Dies At 83

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 25, 2006 · Comments (4)

Long time Hollywood character actor Darren McGavin has died just a few months short of his 84th birthday. A generation of youngsters knew him as the cursing father of Ralphie in the 1983 classic "A Christmas Story," but he was a TV staple for decades - the embodiment of... [Full Story]

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Spongeback Mountain

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 25, 2006 · Comments (0)

Kudos to New Zealand's Outwits for the latest Brokeback Mountain trailer mash-up, this time using SpongeBob SquarePants and his "special friend" Patrick. I guess that makes Sandy (the female squirrel) the cartoon beard... Via Gorilla Mask... [Full Story]

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Don Knotts, July 21, 1924-February 24, 2006

Posted by John Stansbury · Published: February 25, 2006 · Comments (2)

Best known as Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife on "The Andy Griffith Show." Or Ralph Furley on "Three's Company." Or, that really old guy if you know the names of all the Teletubbies. And if you know all the names of the Wiggles, tell your mommy to stop reading this... [Full Story]

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Sex Pistols Tell Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame To Sod Off

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 25, 2006 · Comments (3)

From the BBC:Punk band the Sex Pistols have refused to attend their own induction into the US Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In a handwritten note posted on their website, they called the institution "urine in wine". "We're not your monkeys, we're not coming. You're not paying attention,"... [Full Story]

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Kirsten Dunst, Hollywood Bag Lady

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 24, 2006 · Comments (4)

Remember when Kirsten Dunst was the new hotness? Remember when someone thought she looked like a stripper? Those days are so totally gone.. Via M90... [Full Story]

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Olympic Hunk of The Day, Jeremy Bloom

Posted by E.M. · Published: February 24, 2006 · Comments (4)

Johnny Weir is just so unfortunately homosexual. Hes hot, yes, but hes not hot for well, me, which means I'm moving on and over to something that might prove more successful. Though he's headed into the NFL, before he hits the field, he hit the slopes in Torino as Americas... [Full Story]

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Pop! Rocks

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 24, 2006 · Comments (0)

Here's you're semi-regular dose of Pop! rocks...The Mozfather claims to have been interviewed by British intelligence and America's FBI after speaking out against the UK and US governments. [Sun] Mohamed Al Fayed, father of Dodi Al Fayed who died in a car crash along with Princess Diana, on Prince Charles,... [Full Story]

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Heidi Klum's Raging Hormones

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 24, 2006 · Comments (1)

That's model (and new mommy) Heidi Klum, with husband Seal looking on, planting a wet one on and unknown female fan at an LA Lakers game. If she's got a bit of "teh ghey," that's just so hot, no?... [Full Story]

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Britney Spears Is Still Human, Part 3

Posted by John Stansbury · Published: February 23, 2006 · Comments (1)

More fun-filled KFed-less Britney vacation pics that I found by myself borrowed asked for completely stole from Dlisted. Note the lack of ringedness. That can only mean one thing: she's over with the KFed. Or she hocked it for cigarettes. Or she's just so fat now, she can't get... [Full Story]

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Olympic Babe Of The Day - Sasha Cohen

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 23, 2006 · Comments (0)

Today's her day... It's Sasha Cohen's chance to capitalize on her enormous talents and put the memory of a disappointing 4th place finish in 2002 behind her by taking home the Ladies Figure Skating gold medal. She's in first place heading into the long program, just ahead of pre-Olympic... [Full Story]

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American Idol Finalist Becky O'Donahue In Steamy Maxim Shoot

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 23, 2006 · Comments (1)

Becky O'Donahue might not stack up to the competition in this years American Idol finals, but she's most assuredly more stacked than most of the teen contestants. Turns out she's quite the little reality TV whore, appearing previously on Fear Factor with her twin sister Jesse (seen during the... [Full Story]

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KFed is as KFed does

Posted by John Stansbury · Published: February 22, 2006 · Comments (0)

This would go under the "I can't believe they could possibly be so stupid as to believe that we wouldn't have about 50,000 cameras and these pictures spread all over the internets within seconds of finding them so we could take some more pot-shots at KFed and his history... [Full Story]

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Britney Spears Is Still Human, Part 2

Posted by John Stansbury · Published: February 21, 2006 · Comments (1)

Yes, that's Britney Spears. No, really. Marriage has done wonders for her. Just keeping you up to date. ... [Full Story]

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Fashion Chick Fight Club

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 21, 2006 · Comments (1)

Does the lack of action on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition videos leave you a little flat? The new ad campaign for the Fashion V Style collection from French Connection (aka FCUK) has it going on - hot chicks beating the crap out of each other then kissing and making... [Full Story]

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Tom Cruise May Sue Life & Style

Posted by John Stansbury · Published: February 21, 2006 · Comments (3)

Remember when I told you about FreeKatie.com being shut down? That didn't work out so well, what with the almost immediate denial from the happy couple..........[beat].....'s publicist. Now there's more TomKat fun. The completely heterosexual Tom Cruise is contemplating litigation against Life & Style magazine for their lying lies.... [Full Story]

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Olympic Babe Of The Day - Tanith Belbin

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 21, 2006 · Comments (5)

Olympic silver medalist (and Julia Roberts look-alike), Tanith Belbin, won the first ice dancing medal for the US in 30 years. In addition to being a little hottie, Tanith is quite athletic... Hopefully Guido there realizes he's now the beard to the new hotness... Excuse us while we take... [Full Story]

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Olympic Hunk Of The Day - Johnny Weir

Posted by Kevin · Published: February 21, 2006 · Comments (3)

OK, OK, we've hear all the Ice Diva and Ice Princess stories, and we've seen all the outfits, but we're moderately certain that under that chiffon covered veneer of sexual indifference beats the heart of a man's man - every bit the ladies man that Clay Aiken is. I... [Full Story]

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